Self-defense Against Fresh Fruit

[Drau]

Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves

against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh

fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad.

When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes

after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now,

the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion

fruit...


P.S. LOL on the new rankings!

[-megalithanod]

That is probaly my 3rd favorite skit from them

[baimun]

I was watching BBC last night and saw a live Python skit I had never seen before....

... It was a man talking to an undertaker about the specifics of his mothers wake.

The undertaker sticks his head in the back room and yells "We've got a cooker here boys...."

The audience was appauled and disgusted as they continued on the cannibal theme. The son (John Cleese) eventally was hip to the idea ("What about a hint of spices?")

The audence rushes the stage and pummels the two actors (obviously a dozen or so planted audience members.) [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

It was hillarious. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Drau]

I've seen that skit once .... long ago

They probably have to watch how often they play that one - probably puts them one the FCC "watch list" [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 21, 2004 02:39 PM: Message edited by: Drau ]</font>

[Andyman]

Sounds similar to the musical mouse bit where Terry Jones hits mice with a mallet and they squeak in different tones. The audience rushed the stage in that one too although it wasn't really live.